I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Two words: blizzard sex
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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