KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
