Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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