who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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