Fuck appropriateness.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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