Christians are straight up FREAKS
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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