no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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