I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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