Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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