I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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