Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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