I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
