how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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