I got chris browned last night
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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