I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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