This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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