i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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