K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
She needs sedatives and a leash
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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