No, you can still breathe under the balls.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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