He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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