it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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