Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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