I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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