I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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