Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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