Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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