Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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