The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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