can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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