yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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