nut hugger
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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