worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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