what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
