In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You're so nebulous sometimes
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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