he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We are two peas in an std pod
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
