Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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