Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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