Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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