I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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