I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
