did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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