butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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