Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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