Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
