whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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