I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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