you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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