I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
