I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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