I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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